I went to McDonalds today to grab some lunch. They were really busy and I had to wait several minutes before the lady was able to take my order. Once she was free, the lady turned to me and said, "I'm sorry about the weight."
I very kindly replied to her...
"Oh, it's not your fault, sweetie...I've always been this big!"
Sometimes we just need to laugh with each other! It makes life so much more fun!